Montana's best pickup lines
Kyle Morrow of Augusta was wearing a western skirt with an equestrian design when a cowboy approached her.
His line: "Can I pet your horses?"
"It was not effective as I was not interested," she said. "But I like the man anyway, as it was such a great line."
This Valentine's Day try some of the best pickup lines under the Big Sky, submitted by readers, anonymously and otherwise.
"You're as sweet as a chinook after a cold spell." - Teresa Lang-Court, Great Falls
"You're as pretty as a speckled trout." - Coyote, Kodiak
"Nice tooth!" - Mariah Sheble, Valier
"I like big Buttes and I cannot lie." - Rod Rod Rod
"You're so sweet you're going to put the Chinook sugar beaters out of business."
"You're so hot you make the glaciers melt."
"Are you from Havre? Cuz baby, you has it."
"Are you Montana's state song? Because I could never forget you."
"Are you Glendive? Because I'd drive across the state to see you."
"Did Yellowstone just erupt or was that you who blew me away?"
"Baby, you just brought Fairview to this bar."
"Are you from Eureka? Because you're a great discovery."
"You want to ride to the mailbox with me?"
Looking for love in all the rural places
"Your eyes are bigger than the Berkeley Pit, baby."
"Life without you would be like driving the Hi-Line. Pointless and boring."
"You make me weak in The Knees."
"Baby, it's cold outside!"
"Is your name Sacajawea? Cause I'd follow you anywhere."
"If you laid on the bar, you'd look just like the Sleeping Giant."
"Didn't we meet in the Bob Marshall Wilderness?"
"You've got the curves of a heifer, the smile of a mama bear, hair like amber waves of grain and the spunk of a trout rising."
"Hey baby, do you work at the smelter because you're so refined."
"I wanna get you alone in the Unabomber's shack and blow something up together."
"Your body is the Missouri River, and I want to be the Corps of Discovery."
"Are you a Big Timber Sheepherder or just happy to see my wool coat?"
"Are you from Montana? Eat Taco Treat." - Brandon Barnes, Great Falls
"Do you know the difference between wild lovemaking and camping in Glacier Park? No? Then let's go camping!"
Have another line to suggest? Reach Tribune Staff Writer Kristen Inbody at kinbody@ greatfallstribune.com.